So, ummm, H-hey thar~

I'm back~? I've been...gone... for a very long time... doing things... that clearly don't involve you guys...

*cue you don't say guy*


Actually, I left you... and Ace Attorney. *LE GASP* I know, IM SORRY. I still love it, it will forever be my first official fandom... but I left it for other fandoms...LIKE A BAWSH. Most major new fandom would be HETALIA. And then Death Note, and then Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler). And I assume you all are wanting explanations. Luck you, I absolutely NOTHING better to do.

HETALIA AXIS POWERS.

ASDFGHJKL; officialy the best thing that EVAR happened to me. Basicly, SOME AMAZING PERSON made took all the countries, and personified them as people with HILARIOUS stereotypes. America is loud and is always eating and is sticking his nose into others peoples buisness and is THE HERO. Nobody (except the fangirls) remeber Canada. France is a perv who doesn't get along with England, who has imaginary friends like the flying mint bunny. Italy is clueless and weak, and loves PASTAAAAAA~! His Big brother Romano (South Italy) is a big jerk who hates Germany. GERMANY. Doitsu~ he's very stoic and serious, and is always training and stuff. And HIS big brother is PRUSSIA. Which is no longer a country, I know. He was just TOO AWESOME for the rest of the world. Japan is quiet and socially awkward, and China is always mass producing things. Russia is this big tall dude with a big nose and every one is afraid of him (except the fangirls, who want to glomp him) Switzerland is always neutral (duh, he's Switzerland) and Finland is SANTA. Yus, yus he is. There's more, but I've probably bored you. SO HAS SOME PICTURES~! WAIT... I forgot Greece and I don't want Sam to smash my head in with a frying pan like Hungary. Greece sleeps alots and likes cats, OKAY IM SAFE.

Okay, so Ima try to do this right... lets start from the top right to left.  The Roman Empire, Chibitalia (young italy), Holy Roman Empire (Byzantine), Germania, (next row) Finland, Sweeden, Denmark, Norway, Iceland,(next row)  Hungary, Austria, PRUSSIA~!, (up) Belguim, Ukraine, Switzerland, Liechtenstien, (down from Prussia), Egypt, Belarus, Estonia, (up) Latvia, (down) Lithuania, (next row) Spain, ROMANO~!, Turkey, Greece, (next row) Thailand, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Sealand*, CANADA~!, Seychelles, Poland, (next row) Korea, China, England, America, France, Russia, Germany, Italy, Japan.  *Sealand is not a country. It's an old abandoned British Naval fort.

PRUSSIA~!

CANADA~!

ROMANO~!

 It's pretty obvious who mah faves are~ <3 MOVING ON~!

Death Note.

VERY COOL SERIES. About this kid who picks up a notebook, and whoeves name you write in it will die. *deadpan* It's about Light's (thats the kids name) evation and then eventually working with the police. L, is the main detective, and is AWESOME. Almost as awesome as Prussia. Not quite~. L's replacement Near is also pretty cool~

L is the awesome one with black hair and Light is the awesome one with brown hair.

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

No, no the butler is not black. BUT HE'S GORGEOUS. *dies* Black Butler is about this kid Ciel Phantomhive who is the Earl of England (pffft XD) and also runs underworld investigations. He sumons a demon and he is bound to that demon by a contract that basically states if the demon helps him complete his goal, the demon can have his soul. They're bound by a mark (a star in a circle) and the more prominent the mark on the human, the stronger the contract. So Ciel has it on his eye, so he wears an eyepatch. His goal is for Sebastian (the butler demon) to help him find who killed his parents. Along the way we meet the grim reapers (most importantly Grell, I LOVE GRELL~!) and angels who want to "purify" the world. Sebby and Grell. NYA~ *dies again*

THAT is Sebastian.  (up)  He is, in his own words, "One hell of a butler." SEE WHAT HE DID THERE? Huh, huh, geddit? *dies* AND THAT OVER THERE... that is Grell Suttclife, a grim reaper. With his chainsaw death sythe that is DEADLY EFFICIENT~! Heheheheh *dies*

Yeah, so that's it for now... YOUR NEW OTAKU IS LEAVING NOW. BAI~!



Epic Updates 68: Harvest Moon: the Tale of Two Towns

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! So sorry for my inexplicable absence, it's... inexplicable. BUT I GOT MY GAME!!!!!! Finally! YAYNESS! Well, actually I've had it for what, nine days already, but who cares! Well, you might care. BUT! It's so much fun. Basic premise, There are two towns, animal loving, European-style Bluebell, and crop centered, Asian-styled Konohana. Seperating them is a mountain. Running underneath the mountain is a tunnel that connects the two towns. One day, the two mayors were in the tunnel when they started arguing about whose cooking was better. The Harvest Godess (yes she's back, just with out her working force of little gnomes) got so mad at them that she caved the tunnel in. Your job is to help the towns become friends again by winning cooking contests. I started in Bluebell, but I really think your first year should have been spent in Konohana, just cuz it's easier to make money. THERE ARE WINTER CROPS IN THIS GAME, or so I've heard. WTF is up with that? IT'S FRIGGEN WINTER DARN IT! But it's fun to run up the mountain and pick up ALL SORTS OF GOODIES. You can catch fish with your bare hands in the shallow waters, which is KEWL. Easy cash just swimming around. There are ziplines, slides, and bouncy mushrooms too. Raul, Diego, and Enrique are back, Raul runs the store in Konohana, and the other two in Bluebell. The heart system has been replaced with flowers that grow up the side of your text box. There's also the dating feature which is FUN! Just like burning almonds with a propane torch is FUN. Anyways, here are the bachelors:

From left to right, we have Ash, Cam, Dirk, Hiro, Kana, and Mikhail. SO HERE WE GO. Ash. He's just meh. Kinda boring. He takes care of the animals his mother sells in Bluebell. He's nice, I guess, I don't really know. I've talked to him, like what? TWICE? Cam. Oh my god, Alexis I DON'T GET IT!!! All he fricken talks about is FLOWERS. I mean really how girly is that! And he doesn't smile! Well unless you give him a gift, which really dumb. He is kinda cute though. Moving on. DIRK!!! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE! What happened? Are you cheating on the Grand Bazaar me?! (I married him in Grand Bazaar) Arrrrgh! HIRO ID MAH HERO!!! Eeeeee, he's so cute! Alexis thinks I'm pedo-ing, but he's soooooooooo sweet! And he uses BIG words, like PLEASURABLE and CONVERSE. He finds it PLEASUREABLE to CONVERSE with me. xD You know what I've always wondered? Why the word big is such a small word. I mean, small is a longer word than big! Same with TALL and SHORT? WUWT? Anyways, I <3 Hiro. I have him up to BLUE FLOWER!!! Next, is Kana. Sam would love this dude. ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS HORSES!!! OMG it's Hayate this and Hayate that. And what kind of name is Hayate? I named my horse SAMICH. xD Regardless, he is~ pretty. xD ERGO *von Karma snap* I have him at PURPLE FLOWER!!! Mikhail I can't judge yet cuz I haven't met him. xD But he looks stupid.

YOU CAN HAVE ALPACAS IN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheee! I named my stuffed one CARL. xD And I heard the you get an owl at some point. So... how's about a list of random achivements?

• Hiro at Blue Flower
• Kana at Purple Flower
• 2 cows, 2 sheep, 2 chickens, 1 chick pending
• Summer 16
• Have orange wonderful
• Caught King Snapper Turtle
• Have about three hearts in town friendship
• Have 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 big dog and the starting pony

I think that's about it. xD BYE!!!

Epic Updates 67: Phoenix Styles

 SO! For the UMvsC3, Phoenix, Maya, and Missles alt. styles have been realsed.

 

Look at the last one! Ghost Trick! (which is another REALLY awesome game go play NAOW) Haha! Its Lynne and Sissel, well actaully its Yomiel but I wouldn't wanna spoil you like that so yea.. .ANYWOO... actually that's it. Bye!

Epic Updates 66: Sadness

. You may have heard. Harvest Moon didn't come out. It won't until the 26th. I'm done waiting. I want it NOW dang it!

Also sadness, I just finished reading Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher. I got it right after school, and just finished it. Do I get props for reading it in one day? It was that good. It's about a girl named Hannah Baker who commits suicide for 13 reasons. Each of these reasons she recorded on to tapes and sent them out to the people that are her reasons. Clay Jensen (narrator) gets the tapes and listens to them, wandering ariund town to the places Hannah describes. The book is tragic and sad, and you really wish that Hannah didn't kill herself, so she and Clay could have another shot. My only complaint is there are no character descriptions in the appearence department. You get a pretty good image in your head from personality and stereotypes... which leads to a bunch of average looking, idiot white guys. And preppy cheerleaders. But the book was amazing and I suggest reading it if you get the chance.

That's it for now, I'll be back later.

Epic Updates 65: HM:tToTT

. ITS ALMOST HERE! 24 MORE HOURS!!! I let you guys off the hook. Last time I wouldn't shut up about it. So I didn't bug you as much this time. But I made up for it by complaining that FRIGGIN CAPCOM WON'T TRANSLATE ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS 2!!!! rawrg.

SO. I would have the HM by know, but I'm waiting for the 3D version. And because I preordered it, I get a little LLAMA!!! xD I will name it Carl. And it will be mine. He will be my Carl.xP I goes now. BAI.

~~"If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made from?"~~ I have no idea where this came from.

Epic Updates 64: Over used

. I don't know about you, but I tend to over use certain smilies. For example, I CONSTANTLY use xD. But really people mix it up!!! I know xD seems to work for everything but you only have to say LOL once to get your point across. Look at all these other ones you could use!

T_T -tears
\O_o/ -shrug
=Q -shout
Q_Q -also tears
_-~-_
\___/- OMG its a pie.

so yea. the options are limitless. bye!!!

~~"PIE FLAVORED!"~~ ADSF movie 2

Epic Updates 63: Hi!

. Hey, sup, I'm just checking to let ya know I'm still here... yeah! I've gotta a pile of homework glaring at me, so yeah...

GO WATCH LLAMAS WITH HATS!!!

All four, their awsum!!! To make up for this nothing post..; yea, bye!

PS!!! I redecorated! You like?!