Epic Updates 68: Harvest Moon: the Tale of Two Towns

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! So sorry for my inexplicable absence, it's... inexplicable. BUT I GOT MY GAME!!!!!! Finally! YAYNESS! Well, actually I've had it for what, nine days already, but who cares! Well, you might care. BUT! It's so much fun. Basic premise, There are two towns, animal loving, European-style Bluebell, and crop centered, Asian-styled Konohana. Seperating them is a mountain. Running underneath the mountain is a tunnel that connects the two towns. One day, the two mayors were in the tunnel when they started arguing about whose cooking was better. The Harvest Godess (yes she's back, just with out her working force of little gnomes) got so mad at them that she caved the tunnel in. Your job is to help the towns become friends again by winning cooking contests. I started in Bluebell, but I really think your first year should have been spent in Konohana, just cuz it's easier to make money. THERE ARE WINTER CROPS IN THIS GAME, or so I've heard. WTF is up with that? IT'S FRIGGEN WINTER DARN IT! But it's fun to run up the mountain and pick up ALL SORTS OF GOODIES. You can catch fish with your bare hands in the shallow waters, which is KEWL. Easy cash just swimming around. There are ziplines, slides, and bouncy mushrooms too. Raul, Diego, and Enrique are back, Raul runs the store in Konohana, and the other two in Bluebell. The heart system has been replaced with flowers that grow up the side of your text box. There's also the dating feature which is FUN! Just like burning almonds with a propane torch is FUN. Anyways, here are the bachelors:

From left to right, we have Ash, Cam, Dirk, Hiro, Kana, and Mikhail. SO HERE WE GO. Ash. He's just meh. Kinda boring. He takes care of the animals his mother sells in Bluebell. He's nice, I guess, I don't really know. I've talked to him, like what? TWICE? Cam. Oh my god, Alexis I DON'T GET IT!!! All he fricken talks about is FLOWERS. I mean really how girly is that! And he doesn't smile! Well unless you give him a gift, which really dumb. He is kinda cute though. Moving on. DIRK!!! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE! What happened? Are you cheating on the Grand Bazaar me?! (I married him in Grand Bazaar) Arrrrgh! HIRO ID MAH HERO!!! Eeeeee, he's so cute! Alexis thinks I'm pedo-ing, but he's soooooooooo sweet! And he uses BIG words, like PLEASURABLE and CONVERSE. He finds it PLEASUREABLE to CONVERSE with me. xD You know what I've always wondered? Why the word big is such a small word. I mean, small is a longer word than big! Same with TALL and SHORT? WUWT? Anyways, I <3 Hiro. I have him up to BLUE FLOWER!!! Next, is Kana. Sam would love this dude. ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS HORSES!!! OMG it's Hayate this and Hayate that. And what kind of name is Hayate? I named my horse SAMICH. xD Regardless, he is~ pretty. xD ERGO *von Karma snap* I have him at PURPLE FLOWER!!! Mikhail I can't judge yet cuz I haven't met him. xD But he looks stupid.

YOU CAN HAVE ALPACAS IN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheee! I named my stuffed one CARL. xD And I heard the you get an owl at some point. So... how's about a list of random achivements?

• Hiro at Blue Flower
• Kana at Purple Flower
• 2 cows, 2 sheep, 2 chickens, 1 chick pending
• Summer 16
• Have orange wonderful
• Caught King Snapper Turtle
• Have about three hearts in town friendship
• Have 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 big dog and the starting pony

I think that's about it. xD BYE!!!

Epic Updates 67: Phoenix Styles

 SO! For the UMvsC3, Phoenix, Maya, and Missles alt. styles have been realsed.

 

Look at the last one! Ghost Trick! (which is another REALLY awesome game go play NAOW) Haha! Its Lynne and Sissel, well actaully its Yomiel but I wouldn't wanna spoil you like that so yea.. .ANYWOO... actually that's it. Bye!

Epic Updates 66: Sadness

. You may have heard. Harvest Moon didn't come out. It won't until the 26th. I'm done waiting. I want it NOW dang it!

Also sadness, I just finished reading Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher. I got it right after school, and just finished it. Do I get props for reading it in one day? It was that good. It's about a girl named Hannah Baker who commits suicide for 13 reasons. Each of these reasons she recorded on to tapes and sent them out to the people that are her reasons. Clay Jensen (narrator) gets the tapes and listens to them, wandering ariund town to the places Hannah describes. The book is tragic and sad, and you really wish that Hannah didn't kill herself, so she and Clay could have another shot. My only complaint is there are no character descriptions in the appearence department. You get a pretty good image in your head from personality and stereotypes... which leads to a bunch of average looking, idiot white guys. And preppy cheerleaders. But the book was amazing and I suggest reading it if you get the chance.

That's it for now, I'll be back later.

Epic Updates 65: HM:tToTT

. ITS ALMOST HERE! 24 MORE HOURS!!! I let you guys off the hook. Last time I wouldn't shut up about it. So I didn't bug you as much this time. But I made up for it by complaining that FRIGGIN CAPCOM WON'T TRANSLATE ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS 2!!!! rawrg.

SO. I would have the HM by know, but I'm waiting for the 3D version. And because I preordered it, I get a little LLAMA!!! xD I will name it Carl. And it will be mine. He will be my Carl.xP I goes now. BAI.

~~"If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made from?"~~ I have no idea where this came from.

Epic Updates 64: Over used

. I don't know about you, but I tend to over use certain smilies. For example, I CONSTANTLY use xD. But really people mix it up!!! I know xD seems to work for everything but you only have to say LOL once to get your point across. Look at all these other ones you could use!

T_T -tears
\O_o/ -shrug
=Q -shout
Q_Q -also tears
_-~-_
\___/- OMG its a pie.

so yea. the options are limitless. bye!!!

~~"PIE FLAVORED!"~~ ADSF movie 2

Epic Updates 63: Hi!

. Hey, sup, I'm just checking to let ya know I'm still here... yeah! I've gotta a pile of homework glaring at me, so yeah...

GO WATCH LLAMAS WITH HATS!!!

All four, their awsum!!! To make up for this nothing post..; yea, bye!

PS!!! I redecorated! You like?!

Epic Updates 62: PL vs GS screenshots!!!

YAY!!! OMG it looks SOOO good!!!


















I'm excited. xD Thats a bit of an understatement, actually. BTW I think that red haired guy is the prosecutor. Jiiken Baanroddo. Obvoisly its in Japanese, idiots. They do a good job with prosecutors. They're all cute. xD And remember the shots don't look GREAT now cuz they're on a 2D screen. But once its in 3D... YAY! Go check out court-records.net, they have a TGS product list up now too. I lost the game.
~~"...Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Oh.
I don't see how you keep forgeting that." Carl and Paul from Llamas with Hats 4. Go watch them all! They rule!!!

Epic Updates 61: Conflicting Characters

I'm reading this book called The Coming of the Dragon by Rebecca Barnhouse. It pretty good so far, but there's a character named Dayraven. I think that's an awesome name, but the first time I saw it, I swear it said Daryan. You know...

Daryan Crescend, detective. Apollo Justice, case 3. SO I can't see this hardened warrior's name, with out giving him RIDICULOUS hair and, like, shark armor. T_T This is why I randomly crack up in English. xD (Not really....) I lost the game!!! xP Bye.

Epic Updates 60: Animal Crossing 3D

 xD I was looking at screen shots for the new Animal Crossing 3D game and look what I found! A room that looks like The Temple of Time from the Legend of Zelda: Occarania of Time(3d). With the Triforce and everything. xD HOW AWESOME IS THAT? xD I don't know why I find it so funneh. I just do. I LOST THE GAME. Bye!

Epic Updates 59: GS Offical Art

So there's alot of offical art, and alot of them are pretty cute! So here are some of the ones I like, and my comments. Click on the picture to see it bigger.

So this first one is awesome. I watch Food Network alot and it looks hard to do something even half that quality. Go Maya! And where is (real) Nick's nose? xD I like the frilly pink apron Edgey,

Why the cravat? Why can't you wear that weird tie like everybody else? And poor Larry there in the background. If this was a video, this would not end well for him. It almost wrong to see them wear black instead of blue, orange, and pink. I'm sorry, FUSHIA.

Ha! This one is funny! First of all, I <3 Missle. xD Nice tie, Wright. And nice shoes and socks, Gummy! This one kinda goes with another. That one is later, though.

Poor Larry. And I like how you can see Diego, Hammond, and Grossberg off to the side. Do they not have teeth? Really? Their mouths are always just white. Why? Lazy much, artists?

He's so good to her. Again, I think it's cool how you can see Grossberg and Hammond inside. And, really Phoenix? SHE'S GOT HER OWN UMBRELLA! I bet you ten bucks that's how he caught his cold. Oh and those flowers on the bush? They're dahlias. In case you were wondering.

I love Miego. Edgeworth and Phoenix's faces? PRICELESS. It's cool how you can see through Mia too. And Maya and Larry are just clueless, like always.

*insert heart eyes and excessive drooling here* I knew it. O3O SUPER HOT. Okay, before my computer shorts out from the drool or over heats from pure hotness xD... LOOK AT GUMSHOE!!! xD Just though I'd point that out. Put some real trunks on dude. Seriously. I'm embarassed. *hangs head in shame*

I think this one kinda goes with the other picnic one. Pearly: Cute. Wright: Get a RED tie. Like the only RED plate. Larry: DON'T pull hair dude, thats not cool. Maya: that is probably causing him extereme pain, keep it up. Franzy: Where's your whip, fool? Edgey: Oh no! Your cravat! And give Phoenix the grape juice dude. Diego + Mia: Nothing's happening. Just coffee. But thats all that ever happens with you, Armando. Gummy + Maggey: BEST COUPLE EVAR when do they get married? And why are you fishing for Gourdy?

xD Awesome dress Mia. Poor Feenie. That is all.

No comment other than, SIT DOWN VON KARMA NO ONE LIKES YOU!!! *ahem*

Come on. We all know that Phoenix/Edgeworth love is almost sorta kinda cannon. Well not really. If you squint REALLY hard in the first game Edgey hints at it. Other than that HOLY COW COULD THE CASE FILES GET ANY BIGGER?!

How does he afford to keep the office running, really? AND GO EDGEWORTH!!! xD What with your awsome abs and pink frilly suit, that makes perfect sence. T_T

We all know that's what he thinks about. T_T And Edgey has stooped as low as to eat SNACKOOS? I think... xD I mean, it's chocolate. I like chocolate.

Again, P/E love is kinda cannon, and I can't think of anything else this could be. I mean, it's just begging me to put a big heart up there in the top left corner. And Maya's face is funny. xD How many layers does Edgeworth need to keep warm? I mean really. He's got a trench coat, his suit jacket, his frilly cravat, a black vest, a long white shirt AND his smoldering abs? Really now. Your personality and glare may be cold, but I would be BAKING.

Santa Edgey!!! xD I love this one. See! Edgeworth really is a nice person! But doesn't Larry want to play Santa? Let him do it.

YAY! Valentines day! Larry, put some real pants on. And I'll give Edgey a Valentine. This one is SOOOO cute! And did these kids EVER change their hair?

Yay! Jammin Ninja! I like ninjas! If you look REAL hard behind Maya you can see a rather exasperated Phoenix. And I'm sure Edgeworth is waiting for the Steel Samurai, right? Cuz Edgey lubbs the Steel Samuria. He just won't admit it.

Yay! Beach day!!! Is Gumshoe wearing a BRA? Wow dude? AND WHERE IS EDGEY WITH HIS ABS. Darn. It seems I've aquired a fetish for an anime character's abs. xD

I lubb Miego, but WEIRD NOSES!!! wtf? And slow down on the coffee, Diego. 17 cups per trial CAN'T be good for you.

Stop flirting with Maya, Phoenix. Even though I love that pairing. Happy late P/M day.

Okay so this one took me a while to understand. The thing with Edgey's face in it is the plane window like an overlay. And get over it, Gummy. It's not like you'll never see him again.

So yea, that's pretty much it and so... yea. Comment your own worthless comments and stuff. LUV YA!

Epic Updates 58: POWER

Thank God for electricity! When the power goes out from four to nine, it leaves you in the dark bored. I didn't want to waste my laptop baterey by blogging. Plus if I did, the post would just have been another BOOMM post. T_T I know how much you love those. At least I didn't have to go to school beacuse of it though. xD Yay. Sooo... yea. There's a game show in Tokyo soon I guess, where they will talk about new games and stuff. I'd read the website but it's in Japanese. Duh. But they have some AA stuff thats cute.



I saw the mug coming. Really how long before they made one of those? Although I expected the "Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee" quote. That may be what it says in orange. I WOULDN'T KNOW. The little straps are so cute though!!! I would love a pair of earings with the little Feenie and Edgey on them. How cute would that be? xD So yea. I can't WAIT for PL vs GS though! Looks SOOOO good! Vote on the polls, comment, ect. I LOST THE GAME!!! 

Epic Updates 57: Happy Phoenix/Maya Day!!!

Ha! So, September 5th is Phoenix/Maya day! Today is Phoenix/Maya day, because in the first game, 2nd case (Turnabout Sisters), September 5, 2016 is the day Phoenix first meets Maya. Of course, she's arrested too, but still. Fanfiction.net is filling up with new P/M stories, and most of them are pretty good. Anyways, just incase you cared. xD

Epic Updates 56: Out of Place?

Ultimate Marvel vs CAPCOM 3 has Phoenix in it. Officaly.

Poor guy looks out of place. It's almost funny. It's really funny. What is he gonna do really? I really don't know what the game is about, the offical page is in Japanese. But is he gonna scream OBJECTION until people's ears bleed? Wait, that's Apollo and his Chord's of Steel. Maybe he'll slam his hand on people's heads like his desk. Or get Franziska to whip them. Or Godot to throw coffee at them. Or Edgey to smirk at them. Or Redd White could punch him! OOH! Maybe Manfred von Karma could taze 'em!!! Or Feenie could discover the secrets lock with in people's hearts with his Magatama! Or just defend them after they kill someone. xD I honestly have no clue. If someone knows, feel free to tell me.
K, comment, follow, vote on polls @ bottom, look at EU50 for info... yea! Bye!

Epic Updates 55: sitted on meh

Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* So I took this picture of my cat. And my friend put a caption on it when I wasn't looking. I just found it. Ha. xD SO. I'm bored, as usual. So gimme something interesting to talk about, so I don't have to keep complaining that CAPCOM WON"T TRANSLATE AAI2! Please, I know I'm boring you all with this. Anything. pretty please. I'm boring you all to death. I'm boring my self to death. I'm gonna *head asplode* sorry. T_T K, vote on polls at bottom, see epic updates 50 for details, comment, ect. You know the drill. BAI.

YOU LOST THE GAME! Ha! You probably went the whole summer not losing! T_T Loser.