Epic Updates 41: Does Your Heart Cry?

Supness? I have a sad line up of...things. I can't call them poems. I can't call 'em stories... how bout blurbs. That's fun to say. BLURB! Hahahaha. Ok. My friend April wrote these blurbs about no one in perticular. They're just sad. So brace your self.

Rember the day when we first kissed, the days when you made me laugh, when you first said "I love you", when we never got into fights cause we both trusted each other. When I could tell you the bad things about my life but you made me smile. When "fighting" in our relationship was just making fun of each other. Texting you over weekends. When I was cold you would hold me close to you.

 Ya those days........  I miss those days

Are you crying yet? There's three more...

I loved being with you but I hate that you're always on my mind and won't get out, I hate how we can't be together, I hate how I fall in love every time I see you, I hate how I see you everyday, but most of all, I hate that I love you.

These last two are really sad no joke.

I see you everyday and I think to myself, "Are you the same anymore, did you change who you used to be, are you not the person I used to love?" Then you show me the answer. Yes. You have changed who you are. I can no longer talk to you like we used to. But I no longer love you. You are out of my life.This is good bye to our memories.

Now that you're sobbing, I'll wrap it up.

You left me alone crying with a broken, hollow heart.You say we can still be friends. I say nothing because on the inside I've died. Everytime I see your eyes my heart just rips and bleads out my love for you.

Thank you April for making my three readers cry their eyeballs out. It's so sad!!! Later.

Epic Updates 40: PONY!!!! xD

Actuly its a horse. An apendix quarter horse to be exact. This is Sami's horse and its pretty. His name is Pegasus. I went to her horse camp thing with her and petted him while she named all the muscles. He's soft. I didn't ride him though. But I gave him hay. FUN!!! Jk... Anyways I is throwing a partay tomm for my bday. Its will be funness. Sry im so BOOMM so I'z haz funness with mai grummar. xD And speeling... so yea. um bai i geuss!!!



Wait!!! I thought of stuff!!! So today in science we talked about muscles. My teacher had us moving our arms and stuff so we could feel our muscles move. He said "If you cant feel your muscle, then you've got too much fat." So Ducky (the girl who sits next to me) looks in my general direction and I say, "What dont look at me!!!" She wasn't looking at me but it was still funny... if it doesn't seem funny than you had to be there. And then he had us feeling our gluteus maximus o_0 or rather just above it. Well Ben sits all the way in the back, and most of the girls in front of him. So when someone asked why he wasn't standing up he said, "Why should I? I totaly get the drift. See, the veiw is perfect!" xC Ew. Creep. Really Ben? Why?


Ok now I'm done... BAI!!!
~~I lost the game!!!~~ my devious mind

Epic Updates 39: Happy Birthday to me!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy bithday to me!!! I'm very happy and I just turned 13!!! YEAH!!! And I got my earspeirced. They'z blue!!! HAHAHAHA I got pretty clothes too. And new shades! yAyNeSs!!! Ummm.... yea thats it. L8R S8R!!! 
PS My party things on saturday so I'll post a pic of my cake then. There might be updates all week...

Epic Updates 38: GIR!!!

Ok if you've never heard of Gir your just stupid. Sorry. Gir is the robot puppy thing from Invader Zim. What's the g stand for? I doooon't knooow. Oh and now that I figured out how to put youtube videos on here these are gonna take you five times longer to read/watch. But you don't mind. Anyways, Gir's interests include piggies, tacos, waffles, cupcakes, and monngoose. Don't ask why because I don't know. He's just an adorable green puppy thing who runs around causing problems. What more could you ask out of him? It's not stupid, its advanced. xD Anyways here's a video I found with all sorts of epic Gir moments. BYE!!!
~~Zim:"Are tacos really worth jepordizing our mission?!"
Gir:"I'll get a big burrito too! Burrito!!!"~~

Epic Updates 37: Nyan Kitty Invasion!!!

This is a report from epicmiffle's emergency broadcast. Hide yo kids and hide yo wives because we are being invaded by poptart cats that fly through space pooping rainbows. They speak nyan, which consists of 1 word. NYAN... here is their message to earth. Please protect your self. ~~Nyan!!!~~ Nyan cats...

Epic Updates 36: Ninja'd!

Oh chiz!!! You just got ninja'd!!! HAHAHA! Wats up? xD Now that youv'e been ninja'd, you hafta pass it on. Just go ninja a white board or note to your friend. Oh and while I'm in the topic, I LOST THE GAME SUCKAHS!!! HAHAHA!!! So boomm.... Ummm yea... my birthdays on the 17th!!! Yay!!! Ummm yea... cheese....uhh... pie...boomm... uh yea so obviously I'm outa things to say... I have a glogster now... my name is miffle...uhh...bye!!!
~~Oh! I know a  joke! A squirel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store accorns for winter and now I am dead!" HA! It is funny because the squirel gets dead.~~ Doug from Up