After Monday and Tuesday, even the callender says W T F
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
L8R
PS i no i do karate but the last one was so funny!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment