The Monk Joke

Once there was a guy driving down the road in the middle of nowhere, at night. Suddenly his car breaks down, and he doesn't have a flashlight or cell phone, but he remembers seeing a building about a mile back. So he starts walking back. When he reaches the building, he sees that its a temple for monks. He knocks on the door. Soon, a monk opens the door. "Can I use a phone? My car broke down." The monk agrees and shows him a phone. The guy calls a tow truck company but they say they can't pick up his car untill the morning, so the monk lets him spend the night. That night, the guy keeps hearing a noise, but he can't figure out what it is. In the morning, the guy asks the monk what the noise was, but the monk says "Sorry, but only monks know what the noise is." After the guy gets his car towed home, its night, so he goes to bed, only to hear the noise agian... so he decides to go to monk school. 10 years later he's an official monk, so he goes back to the temple, because he's been hearing the noise all the time. When the monk lets the guy in, he hands him a white key. "Use this to open the south coridor." So the guy takes the key to the south coridor, unlocks it and walks untill he reaches a archway. He goes through the arch way, then through a meadow, finnaly reaching a trap door. But the trap door is locked. So he goes back through the meadow, through the south corridor and back to the monk. The monk hands him a blue key. So the guy goes back through the coridor, through the meadow and unlocks the trapdoor. He travels down 100 stairs to a gate. But the gate is locked. So he goes back up the stairs, through the meadow, through the coridor and back to the monk, who hands him a green key. So the guy goes back through the coridor, through the meadow, down the 100 stairs and unlocks the gate. In front of him is a giant river. Off to the side is a boat house... but... its locked. So he goes back through the gate, up 100 stairs, through the meadow, through the coridor, and back to the monk, who hands him a red key. So, the guy goes back through the coridor, through the meadow, down the 100 stairs, through the gate and unlocks the boathouse. He pulls the boat out and tries to pick up the oars... but those are locked too. So he goes back through the gate, up 100 stairs, through the meadow, through the coridor, and back to the monk, who gives him a purple key. So, the guy goes back through the coridor, through the meadow, down the 100 stairs, through the gate, and unlocks the oars. Then he gets in the boat and starts down the river. As he paddles down the river he sees a green fish and a blue fish. (Please remember the fishes!!!) When he reaches the end of the river, theres a door..., and the noise is right behind the door. But... its locked. SO... he paddles back down the river, up the 100 stairs, through the meadow, through the coridor and back to the monk, who hands him the white key. So, the monk goes back through the coridor, through the meadow, down the 100 stairs, through the gate, geot in the boat and started paddling down the river. As he is floating along, he sees a blue and yellow fish and a white and purple fish. When he gets to the end, he unlocks the door. He steps into a room full of cabnits, and the noise is in one of them. So he opens them all. Finally he gets to the last one...and, what a surprize... its locked. SO he goes through the door, in the boat, down the river, through the gate, up 100 stairs, through the meadow, into the south coridor and to the monk. The monk hands him the orange key. This is it!!! The guy goes through the coridor, through the meadow, down 100 stairs, through the gate, gets in the boat, paddles along and sees a orange fish and a white fish. He springs from his boat runs in the door, opens all the cabinets untill he finds the locked one, and inserts the key. This is the moment you've all been waiting for... highlight inside the arrows with your mouse to see what it was. AND THE NOISE WAS...
--->you want to know? WELL YOU CAN'T!!!! YOUR NOT A MONK!!!!!!!!!!<----